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Occasionally, I read spam before discarding it.  Recently, I received – something – I have to assume it is spam, because I can’t see what else it could be.  Anyway, it made no sense, and yet the ways in which it almost made sense were both hilarious and oddly moving.  I have to assume that it was written by a computer, or fed through the world’s worst translator, or something.  Anyway, I have re-set the message (it came in a big, blob-y single paragraph), for clarity and to emphasize the things I liked about it, but I have not changed the text in any other way or deleted any portion of it.  I recommend reading it aloud and with passion.  Without further ado… here it is.

 

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